Michael Jackson is not a good doctor.
His hair, that’s what he calls his “hair.”
And his hair is in a box, and he does not know how to treat it.
His daughter, Malia, told MTV News that the hair doctor in his house is “a sad, sick man.”
“I’m not even sure that I’m gonna be able to go into that,” Jackson said.
“It’s not good.
He should have his hands tied.”
Jackson’s son, Nicki, also criticized the doctor.
“You know, I have never had a real good hair doctor.
I had a hair surgeon that was really good.
I have a real, real good, professional hair doctor,” he said.
He also took issue with his own hair.
“I think that there’s a lot of hair out there that’s being dyed and dyed,” he told the site.
“And it’s all dyed and bleached, and it’s like you’re getting all the natural oils out of the scalp.”
The Jackson family did not respond to requests for comment.
When asked what he thinks of the doctor, Jackson responded, “I really don’t care.
It’s my hair.
That’s my life.”
In the clip, which has been viewed more than 2 million times, Jackson is seen explaining how to “fix” his hair by soaking it in bleach and then applying a “tint” to it.
“When I see it that way, I think, ‘Oh, that must be the worst hair ever,'” he said, to the tune of “Lose Yourself to Dance.”
He also says he “never does a wash,” and that the dye he uses is “so dark, it makes me think of a vampire.”
Jackson said he was “surprised” by the response to the video, but said he has “never been happier.”
“People have been very, very supportive of me,” he continued.
“The first thing that people said to me was, ‘You’re a hero.
You’re a man of the people.'”
He added, “There’s a certain pride that comes from owning your hair, and I think that’s one of the things that I’ve learned about myself is that I love the people in my life.
I love people, and that’s my passion.”
Jackson, however, did not address how much money he receives for the treatments.
“What people think of me, it’s not what they think of the product, but what they’re thinking of is my hair,” he explained.
“But they’re the product.
And I have to deal with it.”